Dr. Don K. Hotie, founder of YECCH har udfærdiget et par svar eller tre,
som ungjordskreationister kan fyre af over for evolutionister. Jeg ved
ikke hvor sjove de er, men her er de i hvert fald. Linken er:
http://www.swordandspirit.com/YECCH/index2.html
Mr. D
GODLESS EVOLUTIONIST: A belief in an old universe or Earth doesn't
contradict the Bible.
YOUR ANSWER: The heck it doesn't! [good one!]
GE: There have to be more important spiritual issues than how old the
earth is, right?
YOU: I agree!
GE: Great!
YOU: Like how big the Flood was!!!
GE: You know, you refer to me as a godless evolutionist, but I believe
in Jesus as my Lord and Savior.
YOU: Uhhh, I don't think so. Do you believe in death before Adam?
GE: Yes, but...
YOU: Then you may have a head knowledge of Jesus, but not a heart
knowledge. You need to repent, godless evolutionist!
GE: Do you know of all the reputable Christian Hebrew scholars and
theologians and pastors and teachers who believe in an old universe?
YOU: In the last days, even the elect will be deceived.
GE: If the light was "put" between us and the distant stars, then nearly
all of the universe that we see is an illusion and the God of the Bible
is rather deceiving, wouldn't you say?
YOU: But He's the Perfect Deceiver!
GE: The Hebrew word for "day" has several meanings, one of which is "a
long period of time."
YOU: Are you a Hebrew scholar?
GE: Uhhh... no.
YOU: Then you should keep quiet.
GE: I don't see how can you have "morning" and "evening" and "day" for
the first few "days" when the sun isn't present until the fourth "day"?
YOU: God was their light and you must believe it or perish.
GE: According to you the sun was created after the plants, on the fourth
day. But plants need light to survive.
YOU: Hello!!! God was their light and plants can survive one day without
the sun! Think C-L-O-U-D-Y DAY! Duh!
GE: If the sun really were shrinking as you believe, why have there been
perfect solar eclipses recorded for thousands of years of human
history - eclipses in which the Moon perfectly fits in front of the Sun?
YOU: Do you have a degree in heliolunarfitology?
GE: Huh?
YOU: I didn't think so. [good one!]
GE: Even if Adam and Eve were created as mature adults, don't you think
that all their cells were brand new?
YOU: Your point?
GE: Well, then some scientist could have tested them to see that they
were really brand new beings, not old beings.
YOU: Your point?
GE: Well, if they could be tested to reveal their true age no matter how
they "appeared," can't we scientifically test anything on Earth or in
the heavens, and have them reveal their true age?
YOU: Your point?
GE: Are you even listening?
YOU: Your point?
GE: !
GE: There is no evidence of a global flood, just of huge local floods.
YOU: What do you think the Grand Canyon is?! [roll eyes to sky,
muttering the word "moron"]
GE: How could Adam have done all the things mentioned on the 6th "day"
in Genesis if it was only 24 hours long?
YOU: God gave him superhuman pre-Fall strength and abilities! Duh
squared!
GE: Many galaxies are millions of light years away. That means the light
took millions of years to get here. How do you explain that?
YOU: God made the light in between, just like He made the space in
between your head! [then laugh]
GE: Radioactive dating tells us...
YOU: [close your ears immediately and sing some hymn real loud]
GE: The theory of plate tectonics explains nearly everything we see
geologically and is an incredibly slow process lasting hundreds of
millions of years.
YOU: You can explain nearly nothing and your thinking is an incredibly
slow process! [smile smugly because of your cleverness]
GE: Do you understand that one can accept an old universe, yet reject
macroevolution?
YOU: It's both or nothing! [excuse yourself quickly to the restroom]
GE: You say mountains erode, which is true, but do you know they also
build up at the same rate?
YOU: You probably read that in some university textbook!
GE: Your canopy hypothesis breaks many laws of physics.
YOU: We aren't subject to the laws of man, we're subject to God's Laws,
heathen boy!
GE: The speed of light can't change. If it did, we would see its many
effects all over the cosmos...
YOU: Whoa! Excuse me, I may have been born at night, but I wasn't born
last night! [try and keep from laughing too hard at your own cleverness;
it takes away from the humiliation.]
GE: A single family could not have taken care of millions of species of
animals if the flood was global.
YOU: Could have!
GE: Isn't it more reasonable to see the flood as local? Noah's family
could have easily handled local species.
YOU: Look, scholar boy, the Bible says "covered the whole Earth."
GE: But the Hebrew for "earth" also means "the local area"...
YOU: Are you a Hebrew scholar?
GE: Uhh... no.
YOU: Then you should keep quiet. [change the subject]
GE: There is absolutely no evidence that dinosaurs inhabited the Earth
simultaneously with man.
YOU: Using big words doesn't impress me!
GE: Have you ever taken a logic class?
YOU: What's logic got to do with this? Logic is man-made!
GE: You're annoying.
YOU: I know you are but what am I!? [repeat until they capitulate! They
are almost yours!]
GE: I give up.
YOU: I win! I win! I win! [you are victorious! as they walk away share
the Good News by yelling "You'd better repent, heretic cult leader!"]