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Things you should not say to a trooper if you should happen to be
detained:
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good
job!
Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
I was going to be a trooper, but I decided to finish high school
instead.
Bad cop! No donut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's
nightstand.
Is it true that people become troopers because they are too dumb to
work at McDonald's?
I pay your salary!
So, uh, you on the take, or what?
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a
warning, too!
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other
car around--that's how far ahead of me they are.
What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained
specialist.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off
my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal,
forcing me to speed out of control.
Hey, is that a 9 mm? How's that compare to this one here?
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Mvh.
Kim (Bandit600)
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