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Fra : Knut Klaveness Heide~


Dato : 11-04-01 12:13

** How many Church people does it take to change a lightbulb? **

Charismatics - Only one. Hands already in the air.

Roman Catholics - None. They use candles.

Pentecostals - Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine
to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians - None. God has predestined when the
lights will be on and off.

Episcopalians - Eight. One to call the electrician,
and seven to say how much they liked the old one
better.

Mormons - Five. One man to change the bulb, and four
wives to tell him how to do it.

Unitarians - We choose not to make a statement either
in favor of or against the need for a light bulb.
However, if in your own journey you have found that
light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are
invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance
about your personal relationship with your light bulb,
and present it next month at our annual light bulb
Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of
light bulb traditions, including incandescent,
fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of
which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

Baptists or Methodists- At least 15. One to change the lightbulb,
and two or three committees to approve the change. Oh,
and also a casserole.

Lutherans - None. Lutherans don't believe in change.

mvh og fortsatt God Påske


Knut Klaveness Heidelberg

 
 
Live4Him (11-04-2001)
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Fra : Live4Him


Dato : 11-04-01 16:43


"Knut Klaveness Heidelberg" <kheidelb@online.no> skrev i en meddelelse
news:3ad43b7f.699704@news.online.no...
> ** How many Church people does it take to change a lightbulb? **

> Unitarians - We choose not to make a statement either
> in favor of or against the need for a light bulb.
> However, if in your own journey you have found that
> light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are
> invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance
> about your personal relationship with your light bulb,

¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
LOL






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