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Fra : bo-gsx-R |
Dato : 17-12-02 16:17 |
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hvordan skiller man en harley Davidson ad, på 2 minutter?
- man stiller den i tomgang, og så klarer den selv resten
bo-gsxR
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 Jens Didriksen (18-12-2002)
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Fra : Jens Didriksen |
Dato : 18-12-02 01:23 |
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bo-gsx-R wrote:
> hvordan skiller man en harley Davidson ad, på 2 minutter?
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> - man stiller den i tomgang, og så klarer den selv resten
>
>
> bo-gsxR
Den kan jeg i en anden version... 
"Hvordan får man et fjols mindre på jorden? Man giver ham en 2 minutters tur
på en gsx-R!"
Julehygge fra Didrik
.... der er trætte af de gamle HD-vittigheder. Find dog på nogle nye -
please!
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Henrik Steen Larsen (18-12-2002)
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Dato : 18-12-02 01:47 |
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> Julehygge fra Didrik
> ... der er trætte af de gamle HD-vittigheder. Find dog på nogle nye -
> please!
Harley Jokes
What does a dog and a Harley Davidson have in common? They both love to ride
in the back of pickups!
Why do some people refer to the Harley as a "converter"?
Because it converts gasoline into noise !
If Harley made an airplane, would you fly in it? Well,I might ride in it,
but it would be too heavy to get off the ground.
What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The Hoover has the
dirtbag on the side
Q: When does the novelty of owning a Harley wear off?
A: The first time the footpeg falls of on you.
&nsbp
Q: What do a Harley and a porcupine have in common?
A: They both have pricks on them.
Q: What do you call a group of Harley Owners with a collective IQ of 120?
A: Sturgis !
Q: What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vacuum
cleaner?
A: The Harley has room for two dirtbags on board.
Q: How is a Harley Davidson like a Porcupine?
A: Both have pricks on their back.
Q: How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
A: If you leave them alone long enough, they'll both mark their territory.
Q: How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
A: They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks.
Q: What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog?
A: The dog can get in the back of the pickup by itself.
Q: Why do Harley owners have tassels on their handlebars and clothing?
A: To be able to tell if they're moving or not !
Q: Why do Harley riders get buried face down, with their ass cheeks poking
out of the ground?
A: So that when their friends come to pay their respects they'll have a
place to park their hawgs.
________________
Q: Why are there only two pallbearers at a Harley funeral.
A: Most trash cans only have two handles!
________________
Q: How can you tell it's a Harley funeral?
A: All the garbage trucks have their lights on.
________________
Q: Did you hear about the new Italian made Harley Davidsons?
A: When you crank them up dago wop wop wop.
________________
Q: Did you hear that Harley and the makers of Viagra are teaming up for a
new officially licensed and endorsed version of the wonder pill to be
available over the counter without a prescription at dealerships across the
country?
A: It's called Buyagra and the more you spend, the harder you get.
________________
Q- What is the most common accessory for Harleys'?
A- A pick-up truck.
Submitted by Lew Lefcourt, proud owner of a ZX-11 and a V-Max
______________________________________________________
Q-What does a Harley and a hemorhoid have in common?
A-Sooner or later every asshole gets one.
Submitted by -TKlein
______________________________________________________
Q-Why do they have all those Harley billboards along the highway?
A-So the owners will know how far it is to the next repair shop.
Submitted by Sleepyspudmike
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Saw a pickup truck the other day, it had a Harley bar and shield with wings
emblem in the rear window, below that, it had a sticker that said "I'd
rather push a Harley than ride a Honda", below that it had a sticker that
said "imports suck".
What kind of pickup truck was it on?
A single cab Nissan.
Lamar county tag.
They grow them dumb there, really, they do. -Black Echo
______________________________________________________
Did you hear that Harley Davidson and Ford are teaming up again? The success
of the Ford HD Edition F150 and the power of the new Harley V-Rod has
inspired Ford to produce a V-Rod edition of their popular Ford "Lightning"
high performance sport truck.
Sources say that the new HD edition Ford Lightning will have a Porsche
engine under the hood and that the heads will be stamped "Made in
rance". -Black Echo
______________________________________________________
Q: Why do harley riders never ride faster than 50mph???
A: Any faster and they can't see where the parts fell off.
Q: Why do harley riders chrome all their parts???
A: It makes them easier to spot on the side of the road.
Submitted by Vmaxer MarkM
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 Claus Rittig (18-12-2002)
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Fra : Claus Rittig |
Dato : 18-12-02 17:35 |
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"Henrik Steen Larsen" <slet.hsl.@code12.dk> skrev i en meddelelse
news:atoghv$j43$1@news.cybercity.dk...
Snip - en eller anden form for humor.
Tjah, misundelse er en grim ting.
Rittig
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bo-gsx-R (19-12-2002)
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Fra : bo-gsx-R |
Dato : 19-12-02 00:13 |
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> "Hvordan får man et fjols mindre på jorden? Man giver ham en 2 minutters
tur
> på en gsx-R!"
det vil jeg faktisk give dig ret, fjolser bør ikke køre gsxR
bo-gsxR...
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Jens Didriksen (19-12-2002)
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Fra : Jens Didriksen |
Dato : 19-12-02 20:35 |
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bo-gsx-R wrote:
>> "Hvordan får man et fjols mindre på jorden? Man giver ham en 2
>> minutters tur på en gsx-R!"
>
> det vil jeg faktisk give dig ret, fjolser bør ikke køre gsxR
>
>
> bo-gsxR...
Hey - du skulle blive mobset - ikke give mig ret!
Didrik
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bo-gsx-R (20-12-2002)
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Fra : bo-gsx-R |
Dato : 20-12-02 23:38 |
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> Hey - du skulle blive mobset - ikke give mig ret!
LOL
> Didrik
Go' jul
bo gsxR
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Peder (20-12-2002)
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Fra : Peder |
Dato : 20-12-02 09:20 |
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On Wed, 18 Dec 2002 01:22:52 +0100, "Jens Didriksen"
<jens@didriksen.dk> wrote:
>bo-gsx-R wrote:
>> hvordan skiller man en harley Davidson ad, på 2 minutter?
>>
>> - man stiller den i tomgang, og så klarer den selv resten
>>
>>
>> bo-gsxR
>
>Den kan jeg i en anden version...
>
>"Hvordan får man et fjols mindre på jorden? Man giver ham en 2 minutters tur
>på en gsx-R!"
Høh. I min min manual til RSV Mille stod der "lad ikke nybegyndere
betjene motorcyklen"
Jeg håbede sådan da den blev stjålet, at idioten troede det var en
knallert45 og bare fyrede til den. Så var han dælme blevet overrasket.
--
Peder
SGSXR750
VV40
VWSharan
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Jens Jacob Bager Jen~ (20-12-2002)
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Fra : Jens Jacob Bager Jen~ |
Dato : 20-12-02 17:37 |
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> Høh. I min min manual til RSV Mille stod der "lad ikke nybegyndere
> betjene motorcyklen"
Den slår en TL 1000 S manual. Der står Quote: "Avoid excesive low speed
driving" Gad vide om betjenten køber den? Det er forresten fordi den
mudrer tændrørne til... Suzuki strikes again!
--
Mojn
Jens Bager Jensen
Honda CBR 600 F '94 samt Suzuki DR 600
Præsident for Polyteknisk MC Forening (PMC)
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bo-gsx-R (20-12-2002)
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Fra : bo-gsx-R |
Dato : 20-12-02 23:40 |
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> Den slår en TL 1000 S manual. Der står Quote: "Avoid excesive low speed
> driving"
sejt Den er sku oplagt at bruge hvis det skulle
komme til en retsag, om bøden, i USA!!
Bo-gsxR
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Peder (23-12-2002)
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Fra : Peder |
Dato : 23-12-02 08:48 |
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On Fri, 20 Dec 2002 17:37:15 +0100, "Jens Jacob Bager Jensen"
<bager1(--fjern--)@get2net.dk> wrote:
>> Høh. I min min manual til RSV Mille stod der "lad ikke nybegyndere
>> betjene motorcyklen"
>
>Den slår en TL 1000 S manual. Der står Quote: "Avoid excesive low speed
>driving" Gad vide om betjenten køber den? Det er forresten fordi den
>mudrer tændrørne til... Suzuki strikes again!
Ah!. Et ny argument i "motorcyklister er nogle fartbøller" debatten.
"Nej mor, de gør bare som der står i manualen" 
--
Peder
SGSXR750
VV40
VWSharan
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