Learn Chinese in 5 minutes... (make sure you read them out loud)
1) That's not right ....................... Sum Ting Wrong (something wrong?)
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?........ Hu Yu Hai Ding (Who you hiding?)
3) See me ASAP.......................... Kum Hia Nao (come here now)
4) Stupid Man .......................... Dum Gai (dumb guy)
5) Small Horse ......................... Tai Ni Po Ni (tiny pony)
6) Did you go to the beach? ............ Wai Yu So Tan (why are you son tanned?)
7) I bumped into a coffee table ........ Ai Bang Mai Ni (I bang'ed my knee)
8) I think you need a face lift ........ Chin Tu Fat (chin too fat)
9) It's very dark in here .............. Wao So Dim (why so dim?)
10) This is a tow away zone............. No Pah King (No parking)
11) Our meeting is scheduled for next week.. Wai Yu Kum Nao? (why did you come now?)
12) Staying out of sight ............... Lei Ying Lo (leighing lo)
13) He's cleaning his automobile ....... Wa Shing Ka (washing car)
14) Your body odor is offensive ........ Yu Stin Ki Pu (you stinky pooh)
15) Great .............................. Fa Kin Su Pah (fucking super)