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NEWS FLASH!!!

Monday, November 07, 2005 1:30PM

President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance

President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a
battle plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Facing an apparent
overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers Mr. Bush doubts
France's ability to hold off the little pissants. "Hell, if the last two
world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day
now," said Bush. Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President
that it might be necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under
control. The general admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he wanted
to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He
stated he was having a hard time finding even one marine to help those
ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could persuade
a few women marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.

President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out of there as soon
as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make
sure the marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The
least they stand out the better.

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"Thorkild Poulsen" <thor@superthorkild.fjerndette.dk> wrote in message
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> NEWS FLASH!!!
>
> Monday, November 07, 2005 1:30PM
>
> President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance
>
> President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a
> battle plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Facing an apparent
> overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers Mr. Bush doubts
> France's ability to hold off the little pissants. "Hell, if the last two
> world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day
> now," said Bush. Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President
> that it might be necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under
> control. The general admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he wanted
> to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He
> stated he was having a hard time finding even one marine to help those
> ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could
> persuade
> a few women marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.
>
> President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out of there as
> soon
> as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make
> sure the marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The
> least they stand out the better.

Tjae, hvad nyt...........GWB vil jo bruge "any excuse" for at besætte et
andet land, så hvorfor ikke også denne

Peter

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"Thorkild Poulsen" <thor@superthorkild.fjerndette.dk> skrev i en meddelelse
news:43730a04$0$41148$14726298@news.sunsite.dk...
> NEWS FLASH!!!
>
> Monday, November 07, 2005 1:30PM
>
> President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance
>
> President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a
> battle plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Facing an apparent
> overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers Mr. Bush doubts
> France's ability to hold off the little pissants. "Hell, if the last two
> world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day
> now," said Bush. Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President
> that it might be necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under
> control. The general admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he wanted
> to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He
> stated he was having a hard time finding even one marine to help those
> ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could
> persuade
> a few women marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.
>
> President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out of there as
> soon
> as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make
> sure the marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The
> least they stand out the better.

Har du nyheden fra Comedy Central med Conan O'brian?

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> Har du nyheden fra Comedy Central med Conan O'brian?

Jeg tror det er her:
http://www.brokennewz.com/displaystory.asp_Q_storyid_E_1334fluforoil

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On Thu, 10 Nov 2005 10:50:44 +0100, in dk.politik "Jim"
<Jim@donteventhinkaboutitpalp.com> wrote:

>Har du nyheden fra Comedy Central med Conan O'brian?

Conan er på NBC.
Mht nyhedsshows, så har Comedy Central to shows, The Daily Show med
John Stewart, og et nyt show, The Colbert Report.
The Daily Show er noget af det morsommeste, der findes på TV p.t. Kan
anbefales - jeg tror det kører en gang om ugen på en af de europæiske
satellitkanaler.

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"T.Liljeberg" <tl_dp@adelphia.net> skrev i en meddelelse
news:imqan15klnnqu9vprt7n7etv56145rvv0r@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 10 Nov 2005 10:50:44 +0100, in dk.politik "Jim"
> <Jim@donteventhinkaboutitpalp.com> wrote:
>
>>Har du nyheden fra Comedy Central med Conan O'brian?
>
> Conan er på NBC.
> Mht nyhedsshows, så har Comedy Central to shows, The Daily Show med
> John Stewart, og et nyt show, The Colbert Report.
> The Daily Show er noget af det morsommeste, der findes på TV p.t. Kan
> anbefales - jeg tror det kører en gang om ugen på en af de europæiske
> satellitkanaler.

Jeg har set et par stykker af disse shows, og jo... de er ganske
underholdende.. :)

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T.Liljeberg wrote:
> On Thu, 10 Nov 2005 10:50:44 +0100, in dk.politik "Jim"
> <Jim@donteventhinkaboutitpalp.com> wrote:
>
>> Har du nyheden fra Comedy Central med Conan O'brian?
>
> Conan er på NBC.
> Mht nyhedsshows, så har Comedy Central to shows, The Daily Show med
> John Stewart, og et nyt show, The Colbert Report.
> The Daily Show er noget af det morsommeste, der findes på TV p.t. Kan
> anbefales - jeg tror det kører en gang om ugen på en af de europæiske
> satellitkanaler.

Kører via CNN, jeg tror det er ved 01:00 tiden, lørdag eller søndag.

--
Allan Riise
Life is like a box of Chocolates
Ved Odin's skæg, Valhal venter !

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"Thorkild Poulsen" <thor@superthorkild.fjerndette.dk> skrev i en meddelelse
news:43730a04$0$41148$14726298@news.sunsite.dk...
> NEWS FLASH!!!
>
> Monday, November 07, 2005 1:30PM
>
> President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance
>
> President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a
> battle plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Facing an apparent
> overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers Mr. Bush doubts
> France's ability to hold off the little pissants. "Hell, if the last two
> world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day
> now," said Bush. Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President
> that it might be necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under
> control. The general admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he wanted
> to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He
> stated he was having a hard time finding even one marine to help those
> ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could
> persuade
> a few women marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.
>
> President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out of there as
> soon
> as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make
> sure the marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The
> least they stand out the better.

Av det er lige noget du kan bruge hva´, sorte-Thorkild. Dit indlæg er så
afstumpet at selv du kan forstå det. Du ved: "A man gotta do what a man
gotta do". Skyd først, spørg bagefter - døde mennesker gør ikke vrøvl - hvad
rager det mig. Der er lige noget du kan bruge hva´, sorte-Thorkild ?

--
Kim Larsen

Socialist, republikaner, EU-tilhænger og atomkraftmodstander.
Socialisme er den eneste troværdige vej frem.
Husk at krigen i Irak er folkeretligt smask-ulovlig.

Direkte e-mail: kl2607x@yahoo.dk (fjern x´et)

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Hej

Thorkild Poulsen" <thor@superthorkild.fjerndette.dk> skrev i en meddelelse
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> NEWS FLASH!!!

Sjov

Men du glemte at poste slutningen:

"In an unrelated matter, President Bush told reporters that he was
considering a "Flu for Oil" Program to ease our country's energy problem and
prevent the upcoming pandemic. Nobody had a clue as to what the hell he was
talking about. "
--
Frank


Husk at krigen i Irak er ført på samme folkeretslige grundlag som krigen om
Kosovo
I hate windsurfers, In a totally irrational way

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"Frank" <far@nosmap.dk> wrote in message
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> Hej
>
> Thorkild Poulsen" <thor@superthorkild.fjerndette.dk> skrev i en meddelelse
> news:43730a04$0$41148$14726298@news.sunsite.dk...
>> NEWS FLASH!!!
>
> Sjov
>
> Men du glemte at poste slutningen:
>
> "In an unrelated matter, President Bush told reporters that he was
> considering a "Flu for Oil" Program to ease our country's energy problem
> and prevent the upcoming pandemic. Nobody had a clue as to what the hell
> he was talking about. "
> --
> Frank
>

Den ville jeg også gerne have haft, men min kilde - som var second hand -
havde den desværre ikke.

Thorkild