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Fra : Neo.dk


Dato : 20-06-02 21:28

Lidt OT

I carefully and lovingly put her shiny metal parts together, one by
one. Caressing those sensuous sticks of memory silicon wrapped in
luminous heat dissipating metal covers.

I gingerly slipped that delicate XP processor until it inserted deep
and tight all the way to the end of its pins. Gracefully supported by
cooper shim, applied a thin coat of slippery, slick heat gel and
crowned by a majestic microfin cooper heatsink, pushing, gently but
forcefully until it popped into place. I kept inserting all her
compenents, in, slide, stop, in slide, stop. She took it all, 10/100,
Geforce, Firewire and USB 2.0 adapters without a whimper.

I kept plugging away until all her connections had been filled to
satisfaction. Brimming with delight and a sort of heady delight I
fired her up. That's when it happened..... She spoke to me!!!!

In a breathy, sexy voice she told me all was well, the final
acknowledgement that I had serviced her completely.

I don't understand these yokels that bad mouth her sisters. Their
crude morons that don't deserve them. She is a lady with the heart of
a Dragon, treat her well and she will reward you, clumsily stubble
over her parts and she will bite your balls off.

Original poster "Paul"

Mvh Neo.dk



 
 
\(: MarlboroMan :\) (20-06-2002)
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Dato : 20-06-02 21:49

Mega LOL

/Kenneth



Michael Lund Sørense~ (20-06-2002)
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Dato : 20-06-02 22:17

Fun!

--
Hilsen
Michael Lund Sørensen
www.milux.dk.sletdette


"Neo.dk" <neo___dk@hNoOtSmPaAiMl.com> skrev i en meddelelse
news:3d123b30$0$224$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk...
> Lidt OT
Nope!




Henrik Andersen [265~ (21-06-2002)
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Fra : Henrik Andersen [265~


Dato : 21-06-02 01:10

Man forstår manden, et dejligt mobo

Henrik


"Neo.dk" <neo___dk@hNoOtSmPaAiMl.com> wrote in message
news:3d123b30$0$224$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk...
> Lidt OT
>
> I carefully and lovingly put her shiny metal parts together, one by
> one. Caressing those sensuous sticks of memory silicon wrapped in
> luminous heat dissipating metal covers.
>
> I gingerly slipped that delicate XP processor until it inserted deep
> and tight all the way to the end of its pins. Gracefully supported by
> cooper shim, applied a thin coat of slippery, slick heat gel and
> crowned by a majestic microfin cooper heatsink, pushing, gently but
> forcefully until it popped into place. I kept inserting all her
> compenents, in, slide, stop, in slide, stop. She took it all, 10/100,
> Geforce, Firewire and USB 2.0 adapters without a whimper.
>
> I kept plugging away until all her connections had been filled to
> satisfaction. Brimming with delight and a sort of heady delight I
> fired her up. That's when it happened..... She spoke to me!!!!
>
> In a breathy, sexy voice she told me all was well, the final
> acknowledgement that I had serviced her completely.
>
> I don't understand these yokels that bad mouth her sisters. Their
> crude morons that don't deserve them. She is a lady with the heart of
> a Dragon, treat her well and she will reward you, clumsily stubble
> over her parts and she will bite your balls off.
>
> Original poster "Paul"
>
> Mvh Neo.dk
>
>



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