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Her er så lige en lille guide til at forstå det modsatte køn...

Den er på Engelsk,men det går nok an....

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
01. Yes = No
02. No = Yes
03. Maybe = No
04. We need = I want..
05. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
06. We need to talk = I need to complain
07. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
08. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
09. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
13. You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
15. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by
now
16. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?
17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good
game on TV
18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're
really not going to like


MEN'S ENGLISH:

01. I am hungry = I am hungry
02. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
03. I am tired = I am tired
04. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
05. I love you = Let's have sex now
06. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
07. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
08. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
09. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to
have sex with you
13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex
with you within the next 3 mins.
14. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a
deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.
15. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay


mvh
Ishoey

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